What Sir Aaron has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about Sir Aaron

How I met Agent99

It was my winter break and it was freakin’ cold and dull. Luckily, Secret Agent 99 was in town on some top secret mission or another and I was able to engage in some rather fun and yet quite silly espionage with her.

We went to the Oakland Museum and the Mayor showed up to greet us, hit the Winchester Mystery House where the tourguide told her his life story and tried to get her involved in some sort of inter-state tuburculsosis foundation.

99 definitely livened up my otherwise bland December. Although, I did learn that dark comedic plays about child murder are not always the best way to impress a gal.

Why I want to meet calypte

While I was always good at Geometry and know how to draw a pretty bad ass triangle, I am new to this Love triangle mathmatics. So, I believe the most logical approach is to get together with Calypyte (who I hear is quite geometrically gifted) and start working on some equations. I do so like my Math partners. They make me feel so acute!

Why I want to meet Sir Aaron

How can I be in a tangled lurve triangle with someone I haven’t met?! Oh, yeah internet lurve triangle Still :P

Why I want to meet Agent99

99 is the Sun in my sky. The sugar in my tea. The Anna Kerenina in my literate world. She is a bundle of godessness.

We shall meet and awkwardly mince words like two dorks at a spring mixer. Then frolick through the fields of life with smiles and giggles as we fall virtually head over heels.

How I met Sir Aaron

Sir Aaron waltzed into the Robot Co-op office unannounced, found us all sitting around a big table, and inquired “Are you guys in a meeting?” Not realizing that he was an enthusiast of our sites, we each started working up responses like, “No, but if you start up a sales pitch, we’re going to schedule a meeting called YOUR FUNERAL, SUCKER. PA-POW!” See, internally, we are heroic cartoon characters. But this is the real world, and it turns out Sir Aaron is just a nice guy who decided to stop by the office and say Hi during his sailing trip around the San Juans. He is helping to teach us that the real world is pretty cool too.

The last time I saw Buster McLeod

His intrument may be a computer but the man is 100% rock star. He just eminates this presence that makes you want to find a sharpie and have him autograph your T-shirt or person. Yet still down to earth. Wait till he hits the talk show circuit. I’ll TIVO every minute.

How I met Daniel Spils

I was at the Robot office and he was nice, polite and full of life. I am convinced he is a founding member of the Blue Man Group trying to get away from all the fame and fortune by secretly developing the best on-line site of the decade.

One thing you probably didn't know about Sir Aaron

He is obviously a ninja.

Or, maybe not obviously, since ninjas usually aren’t obvious.

He did silently and swiftly enter the offices of The Robot Co-op with nary a sound.

How I met Sir Aaron

He walked right into the office (we had the door cracked) and asked if we were in a meeting. For 2 seconds I thought he was one of those dudes that walks around to small offices and either:

  1. sells you knives or flowers
  2. pretends to be in the wrong office, but is actually casing the joint

Thank my lucky stars that it was actually Sir Aaron! Sorry to hear that the sailing trip didn’t pan out. Thanks for stopping by to say hello!

How I met Sir Aaron

He just stepped into the Co-op for a quick hello and told us of his adventures trying to make it to the San Juan Islands. A totally nice guy. Nice to meet you, Aaron!


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